The Last Post Ever, Ever, Ever On Aleksey Vayner (We Hope)

The Last Post Ever, Ever, Ever On Aleksey Vayner (We Hope)
It’s time to declare a moratorium on all things Aleksey Vayner. This horse is not only beaten to death — it’s been shipped off to the glue factory, buried out in the yard, and decomposed into its component minerals.

Yet here we are.

When the behemoth Today Show limps into the story, getting pretty much every fact wrong (“Someone at one of the Wall Street firms is believed to have sent the video to YouTube” — no, you hacks, we did!), and not even mentioning the fraud angle, we feel obligated to do one. last. post. And to make it a doozy.

We’ve obtained (best word in journalism, right there) the first 11 pages of Women’s Silent Tears, Vayner’s self-published book about women in the Holocaust. The book’s host, Lulu.com, took it down after reading our initial report that segments of the work were plagiarized. Well, now that Vayner’s work is freely available for download (cease and desist this, Alex), you can Google it for yourself, or follow our handy guide below.

But first, we just have to share this bit from his wholly original “Acknowledgements” section:

[A]nonymous gratitude goes to the generals and intelligence officers who provided the hands-on skills and knowledge that expanded my horizons and changed my perspective on the world forever.

Now for the more Kaavyaesque bits. From the preface:

Women’s voices have given rise to many powerful accounts of the Holocaust, and yet few researchers have analyzed these perspectives to learn what the horrifying events meant for women in particular. [Stolen from: Experience and Expression: Women, Nazis, and the Holocaust]

From the “Broad Overview of the Holocaust” section:

In ancient times, when there was a Jewish Temple in Jerusalem, the priests of the Temple would offer animal sacrifices to God. Some sacrifices would provide the priests with meat for their own consumption, while others would be wholly consumed and only ashes would be left. The latter type of sacrifices was called, in Greek, holokauston, which means, “wholly burned.” In Hebrew, the word for this type of sacrifice was ‘olah.’ However, when the Roman Empire adopted Christianity as the state religion and translated the Hebrew Bible or Old Testament into Latin, they borrowed the term holokauston from Greek and rendered ‘olah’ as holocaustum. The English term derives from the Latin word. [Stolen from: The Holocaust History Project]

Then there’s this bit from his section on euthanasia, which appears to be lifted in full.

The term euthanasia (literally, “good death”) usually refers to the inducement of a painless death for a chronically or terminally ill individual. In Nazi usage, however, “euthanasia” was a euphemistic term for a clandestine program which targeted for systematic killing institutionalized mentally and physically disabled patients, without the knowledge or consent of themselves or their families. [Stolen from: Holocaust Encyclopedia]

There. We’re done. Forever. We’ll update if the guy gets expelled or charged, but that’s it. We’re not even going to tell you about how we got in contact with the guys who made the ski video he bought.

  • Translation of sanyok’s post f

    Translation from Russian:

    Sanek: Lyosha [Lyosha is a faggoty word for Aleksey in Russian], good job, tell them all to go fuck themselves. They are all jealous. They created the American dream ..[this bullshit looks like it's in Russian, but it's not – apparently this stupid fuck cannot even write in Russian]…I wish you success! Hooray Tashkent!

  • Translation of sanyok’s post from Russian

    Translation from Russian:

    Sanek: Lyosha [Lyosha is a faggoty word for Aleksey in Russian], good job, tell them all to go fuck themselves. They are all jealous. They created the American dream ..[this bullshit looks like it's in Russian, but it's not – apparently this stupid fuck cannot even write in Russian]…I wish you success! Hooray Tashkent!

  • eurocrat

    Must admit, I have also been checking back for updates. For me, the core motivation is not schadenfreude, but a combination of curiosity and pity for Aleksey. The whole Uzbek Jewish background made me think: his ancestors may have been deported by Stalin to what is now Uzbekistan. A Central Asian dictatorship is not the most cheerful place on earth, so the guy and his family pack up and emigrate to NYC. Somewhere I read that they arrived in the US in 1994. In my calculation, that would make Aleksey just 10-11 years old. And there is no way that a 10-year-old does not pick up a perfect NY accent… Yet, he does have an accent. In my experience, people who emigrate to the US at age 13 can still lose an accent, while those who arrive at age 14-15 will not necessarily. Aleksey falls in the second category.

    As for the whole lying thing. The guy started all over in his early teenage years, with no bearings in American culture. He was probably smart and creative, and to compensate for his shortcomings, he built up this alternative universe, where he was not the Soviet immigrant, but a well-rounded, successful, athletic wunderkind. I think this masks a serious personality disorder, which merits a visit to the shrink. Yet, I feel pity for the guy, not glee upon his downfall.

  • eurocrat

    Must admit, I have also been checking back for updates. For me, the core motivation is not schadenfreude, but a combination of curiosity and pity for Aleksey. The whole Uzbek Jewish background made me think: his ancestors may have been deported by Stalin to what is now Uzbekistan. A Central Asian dictatorship is not the most cheerful place on earth, so the guy and his family pack up and emigrate to NYC. Somewhere I read that they arrived in the US in 1994. In my calculation, that would make Aleksey just 10-11 years old. And there is no way that a 10-year-old does not pick up a perfect NY accent… Yet, he does have an accent. In my experience, people who emigrate to the US at age 13 can still lose an accent, while those who arrive at age 14-15 will not necessarily. Aleksey falls in the second category.

    As for the whole lying thing. The guy started all over in his early teenage years, with no bearings in American culture. He was probably smart and creative, and to compensate for his shortcomings, he built up this alternative universe, where he was not the Soviet immigrant, but a well-rounded, successful, athletic wunderkind. I think this masks a serious personality disorder, which merits a visit to the shrink. Yet, I feel pity for the guy, not glee upon his downfall.

  • Anonymous

    I want to hear more about this story,please write more!

  • Anonymous

    I want to hear more about this story,please write more!

  • anonymous

    please write more!

  • anonymous

    please write more!

  • Lyosha Ebun

    Eurocrat, I have never heard of jews deported by Stalin. I’m sure otherwise the Jews would have publisized it as another Holocaust all over the World.

    There are so called “Bukhara Jews” living in Uzbekistan since….well, long ago. They tend to look more like Arabs than Europeans, so Aleksey might be from a mixed family as opposed to being a pure jew.

  • Lyosha Ebun

    Eurocrat, I have never heard of jews deported by Stalin. I’m sure otherwise the Jews would have publisized it as another Holocaust all over the World.

    There are so called “Bukhara Jews” living in Uzbekistan since….well, long ago. They tend to look more like Arabs than Europeans, so Aleksey might be from a mixed family as opposed to being a pure jew.

  • truesayer

    A glorified piece of self-promotion on part of Ivygate. C’mon, give us some more, that’s how the majority of your readers discovered you…

  • truesayer

    A glorified piece of self-promotion on part of Ivygate. C’mon, give us some more, that’s how the majority of your readers discovered you…

  • friend

    I know Aleksey personally and he would never sign his name as “Lyosha”. So please refer those comments to yourself, loser who signs under somebody else’s name

  • friend

    I know Aleksey personally and he would never sign his name as “Lyosha”. So please refer those comments to yourself, loser who signs under somebody else’s name

  • chocolate santa

    You couldn’t make this up: the guy lives across the street from Bellevue. I wish I were joking.

  • chocolate santa

    You couldn’t make this up: the guy lives across the street from Bellevue. I wish I were joking.

  • angryyalie

    As sickened as I am that Vayner is a fraud who blatantly plagiarizes and sets up fake charities, I hate to see Yale get so much undeserved negative attention. Comments I see on this blog and others that utter the refrain “typical Yalie” really anger me, because Vayner is by far NOT a typical Yalie. Yale is full of amazing, industrious, brilliant people who don’t need to lie about their accomplishments. Vayner, please drag your lying egomaniacal self down, and not this wonderful institution.

    And Ivy Gate, please keep giving us more!

  • angryyalie

    As sickened as I am that Vayner is a fraud who blatantly plagiarizes and sets up fake charities, I hate to see Yale get so much undeserved negative attention. Comments I see on this blog and others that utter the refrain “typical Yalie” really anger me, because Vayner is by far NOT a typical Yalie. Yale is full of amazing, industrious, brilliant people who don’t need to lie about their accomplishments. Vayner, please drag your lying egomaniacal self down, and not this wonderful institution.

    And Ivy Gate, please keep giving us more!

  • Jessica

    I can understand why you want to stop posting about this guy, only after reading some of these comments. Between the dumb posts from people who want to say he is a hero or genius and the i’m-only-here-because-of-the-internet-meme it probably doesn’t seem worth your time. I would hate to see the only interesting source of what’s going on with this guy stop now. I want to know what will happen now, shouldn’t people who steal money from legitimate charities be somehow punished? How will we all know what to believe if you stop now? Is he going to be sued from SOMETHING of the many things he’s plagarized? I’d hate for you to feel like it’s beating a dead horse when you are simply posting on the unfolding story of an incredibly stupid and criminal liar and the trouble that is sure to follow him.
    Thank you.

  • Jessica

    I can understand why you want to stop posting about this guy, only after reading some of these comments. Between the dumb posts from people who want to say he is a hero or genius and the i’m-only-here-because-of-the-internet-meme it probably doesn’t seem worth your time. I would hate to see the only interesting source of what’s going on with this guy stop now. I want to know what will happen now, shouldn’t people who steal money from legitimate charities be somehow punished? How will we all know what to believe if you stop now? Is he going to be sued from SOMETHING of the many things he’s plagarized? I’d hate for you to feel like it’s beating a dead horse when you are simply posting on the unfolding story of an incredibly stupid and criminal liar and the trouble that is sure to follow him.
    Thank you.

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  • Jack Ludwig

    Years ago (1948)I had an 8 year old friend whose family had emigrated from Hungary under violent circumstances. He was smart and decent, but a very traumatized 8 year old. I didn’t realize this until I had grown up. I often wonder how he turned out and how he adjusted to life in a new culture. Perhaps, Aleksey went through something similar.

  • Jack Ludwig

    Years ago (1948)I had an 8 year old friend whose family had emigrated from Hungary under violent circumstances. He was smart and decent, but a very traumatized 8 year old. I didn’t realize this until I had grown up. I often wonder how he turned out and how he adjusted to life in a new culture. Perhaps, Aleksey went through something similar.