Sign Us Up to Be the Al-Jazeera of Ivy League Mascot Hostage Crises

The Daily Pennsylvanian has been on a video news tear recently, first with their Curt Weldon political coverage and now with this, uh, mascot hostage video.

To all parties involved: We offer our services as hostage negotiators. We demand proof of life! You know, a picture of the Quaker holding today's Brown Daily Herald. And Penn, we expect retaliation. DP's Spin has the story here.

2 Responses to “Sign Us Up to Be the Al-Jazeera of Ivy League Mascot Hostage Crises”

  1. allison Says:

    wtf? when did Brown get our Quaker? that’s the old Quaker costume anyway. granted, it’s much better than the new one which is like a demonic Cabbage-Patch kid in a tri-corner hat, but still. and really, shouldn’t they be eating cheetos and funions at Brown instead of acting like they want to be rivals?

  2. Brown Says:

    Since when does Brown give a shit about sports? I wonder if Brown students even made this clip.

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