Has Facebook Really Changed?
Now that Facebook has opened its gates to the unschooled masses, it must be expanding faster than the universe itself! With millions more users! Right? Anyone? Seriously, can someone please confirm this, because we -- and, we're guessing, the vast majority of Ivy Leaguers -- don't know anyone who has joined Facebook since Zuckerberg took the velvet ropes down.
This should come as a shock. Remember that great upheaval when students found out Facebook was no longer all theirs? News Feed was the new Agent Orange! We burned Zuckerberg in effigy! Finally, a rallying cry for our generation!
But when Facebook went public, and another outcry seemed logical ... everyone shut up. Where was the flood of skeezy shadeballs without ".edu" email accounts? Our theory: The change never registered because Ivy Leaguers don't know anyone who didn't attend college.
Whatever. The next great reason to hate Facebook is already about to hatch.
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October 3rd, 2006 at 11:54 am
facebook was over the minute it became available at non-ivy league schools. there’s a reason every ivy had a ‘i remember when fb was only for smart schools’ fb group . . .
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