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Come for the Free Smirnoff; Stay to Smash the Bottle Over Some Popped Collar’s Head

Posted By Nick Summers On October 5, 2006 @ 5:28 pm In Uncategorized | 10 Comments

Does anyone here own a shotgun? If so, could you get it to us by, say, next Friday?

A reader just forwarded us the following invitation for an upcoming Smirnoff promotional party at the Princeton Club, hosted by the Andover/Abbot Academy of New York. On Friday the 13th. We haven’t touched a word, much like we wouldn’t touch a grisly rape scene if we worked for CSI.

From Prep to Playa: Smirnoff Tea Partay for Young Alumni

Friday, October 13, 7:30 pm – 9:30 pm

You’ve seen the Prep Unit video on You-Tube and now we’re going to raise the roof in the Princeton Club. That’s right, all you prepsta brothers and sisters, we’re having a Tea Partay. Every OP (Original Prepsta) is going to be there getting his swerve on, his dance on, his whale print belt, Nantucket Reds and Topsiders on and most definitely, his ice cold Smirnoff Raw Tea on. We’re going to have the Lemon, Peach and Raspberry flavas in effect ’cause that’s how we roll. So get ready to raise that Smirnoff Raw Tea, and let’s shake some ivy.

The cost for Andover alum is $20 per person, cash at the door. Reservations are required. No walk-ins will be admitted.
RSVP by Wednesday, October 11 to
Wanda Mann ’90 wanda@[redacted].com

Location: Princeton Club of New York, 15 West 43rd Street
(between Fifth and Sixth Avenues)

We don’t enjoy displaying this; it’s just our job. And yes, we will happily accept accomplices.

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10 Comments To "Come for the Free Smirnoff; Stay to Smash the Bottle Over Some Popped Collar’s Head"

#1 Comment By GladIWentToChoate On October 6, 2006 @ 11:20 am

Good god.

#2 Comment By GladIWentToChoate On October 6, 2006 @ 7:20 am

Good god.

#3 Comment By James On October 11, 2006 @ 12:05 pm

What real man in his right mind would go to a Smirnoff party? Who gives a fuck if there are lovely women there! S M I R N O F F PEOPLE!. Look at the two nitwits in the photo, who or what lays claim to spawning these absolute detriments to the collective gene pool.

#4 Comment By James On October 11, 2006 @ 8:05 am

#5 Comment By Anonymous On October 12, 2006 @ 12:27 pm

Actually, just a point of clarification. The event is being hosted and was arranged by the Princeton Club of New York. Their program manager asked the Andover Association of New York to send the invitation out as a means of increasing attendance.

#6 Comment By Anonymous On October 12, 2006 @ 8:27 am

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#10 Comment By play online backgammon games On October 17, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

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