Anonymity Fun While It Lasted

Anonymity Fun While It Lasted
Hi, I'm Chris Beam ... and I'm Nick Summers. And we do IvyGate. We both graduated from Columbia, '06 and '05. We've been running this little lawsuit magnet since July, and we figured it's time to stop pretending our identities are some big secret.

We know you're full of burning questions, like "What the hell do I care?" and "So what?" We're telling you this because some of the stuff we've been covering (fraudulent megalomaniacs; intra-paper scuffles; profs we'd like to tenure, over and over again) shouldn't be done from behind a veil. And we're confident enough in the reporting behind our newsier items that attaching our names is just a journalistic no-brainer.

So, I'm Nick ... and I'm Chris. Aleksey Vayner, please do not come to our homes and kill us.

17 Responses to “Anonymity Fun While It Lasted”

  1. Franco & co. Says:

    Come on, James is the least valuable member of the Franco family. It’s all about Dave. Or Tom.

  2. Speccie Says:

    Holy shit, I should have guessed…

  3. Julie Winn Says:

    Proud of you boys!

  4. i think it was pretty obvious summers Says:

    was part of this. but chris beam. that explains why the whole thing is actually funny and well-written.

  5. Sam Jackson Says:

    Someone else guessed that you were from Columbia because of all the snarky anti-Yale comments you made (in their minds).

    ‘admin2′ is just so catchy, though…

  6. beh Says:

    columbia traditionally has far more beef with princeton than yale…though it’s true that a vast number of columbians appear to be yale rejects

  7. columbia2010er Says:

    Ah, I had a feeling this was made by Columbians. Far too much collaboration with the Bwog for it not to have been.

  8. The Kenosha Kid Says:

    So Nick and Chris, whatever happened to that “No more Aleksey Vayner stories” pledge?

  9. ghost dog Says:

    comgrats on coming out boys…i know its hard to do.

  10. Columbia08 Says:

    Columbia traditionally has beef with nobody…because we’re full of fucking pussy vegans.

  11. Rich Says:

    I had to mention that the guy who plays Harry Osborn in that movie kinda does look like Aleksey. Although it doesn’t look like he can bench press 495 pounds. But hey, Impossible Is Nothi… erm, nothing is impossible.

  12. The BMar Says:

    slow news day, I guess. Not every day has a kid at Yale telling ridiculous lies.

  13. Bitter Colleague Says:

    You guys have the worst journalistic ethics, ever. Journalists should not have opinions. Nor should they ever be anonymous. Nor should they talk about other journalists. Nor should they write about them. Nor should they have fun.

  14. Michael Says:

    Neah, we get into Yale. But what the New Haven is there to DO there, beh? Columbia can get uptight but it has New York and there’s a scandal every month. Good times.

  15. AKD Says:

    So, some kid from Brown was telling me about the tenured temptresses of the Ivy League at some site called ivygateblog…and then I got here, and realized I really should have known. Who else but “we write because we fear death” Summers and Beam?

    I know I’m a little late finding you…but better late than never, right?

  16. Columbian Says:

    Yeah yale doesn’t reject us – we reject yale. i got into both places and chose to come to columbia because . . .

    New York >>>>>>> New Haven

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