Tenured Temptress Nominee: Ruth Bernard Yeazell

Another hottie endorsement, this time from the sexual profligacy capital of the Ivies, Yale University:
"Ruth Bernard Yeazell, the diminutive former chair of the English department. There was nary a day she was not wearing a leather skirt and knee high boots to our Victorian Novel class. It was so appropriate--all that Foucauldian delight in the repressed, her long silk sleeves buttoned at the cuff, her tight little black sweater vest, and then that leather skirt, those high, enclosing leather boots, her raspy voice. Plus all that Victorian slant-talk about sex, Hardy's Tess accepting the ripe strawberry into her virgin mouth, then getting drugged and deflowered in the gloomy wood. Steamy."
Think your prof can beat that? Send nominations to ivygate@gmail.com.



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September 23rd, 2006 at 1:05 pm
i would ruin that thing…
September 24th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
That is so wrong it hurts….
September 25th, 2006 at 10:53 am
Woman is 80.