Patron Saint of IvyGate Returns to Campus
As the children of fair Harvard returned to the womb this week, the winds of Rumour brought us good news in e-mail form:
To: IvyGate@gmail.com
From: xxxx@fas.harvard.edu
Date: Sep 13, 2006 1:49 AM
Subject: She's baaaack!!
Returning from a little welcome back party at the Phoenix--the Euro-trashiest of final clubs--and who was holding down at the bar? Ms. Kaavya Viswanathan.
Joe* [to guest]: "You getting a drink?"
Joe spots Kaavya. Kaavya smiles.
Joe: "Oh. Well, I know you are."
Welcome back, Kaavya. Holler some time, the drink's on us.
(*name changed)
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September 14th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
The Phoenix is the euro-trashiest? “Euro-trash” is exactly wrong. Give me a break. The Spee’s owned that title since the 20th century.
September 14th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
God, I’m proud of that Photoshop. The blur tool is totally going on my resume.