Naked Pictures. Of Ivy League Students. Thousands of Them. Famous Ones. Spanning Decades. We Dare You Not to Read This.

Naked Pictures. Of Ivy League Students. Thousands of Them. Famous Ones. Spanning Decades. We Dare You Not to Read This.
“THE GREAT IVY LEAGUE NUDE POSTURE PHOTO SCANDAL.”
That’s the blaring headline from the stodgy New York Times, so there’s not much sensationalism we can add to this mind-blowing piece from January 1995 on the fact that thousands and thousands of students from both genders at Princeton, Harvard, Yale and other elite schools were officially photographed completely naked, with metal pins jabbed into their spines, with racist undertones, spanning decades and kept in secret archives that included Hillary Clinton, Diane Sawyer, George Bush, Bob Woodward, Meryl Streep and ohmygod this sentence is never going to end because did we mention this is BLOWING OUR MINDS?!

You gotta read it. All of it. Right here. Reporter Ron Rosenbaum is our new hero.

  • Wrote

    Meryl Streep is a DOAILF but the rest–they’re like the four people I least want to see naked, ever.

  • Wrote

    Meryl Streep is a DOAILF but the rest–they’re like the four people I least want to see naked, ever.

  • Matt

    He’s your *new* hero? For an 11-year-old article? You gotta get a better news feed.

  • Matt

    He’s your *new* hero? For an 11-year-old article? You gotta get a better news feed.

  • Scholar

    Where can I find these pictures? For research purposes, of course.

  • Scholar

    Where can I find these pictures? For research purposes, of course.

  • adriane

    New hero? Come on guys, do the research. This is the reporter who as a Yale grad student freelancing for esquire first snuck into the Skull & Bones tomb in like, 67 or 76 or something & figured out the whole RTA library thing. he’s the god of this stuff.

  • adriane

    New hero? Come on guys, do the research. This is the reporter who as a Yale grad student freelancing for esquire first snuck into the Skull & Bones tomb in like, 67 or 76 or something & figured out the whole RTA library thing. he’s the god of this stuff.

  • Julian Carter

    I want loads of sex pictures.

  • Julian Carter

    I want loads of sex pictures.

  • raj

    New hero? Come on guys, do the research. This is the reporter who as a Yale grad student

  • raj

    New hero? Come on guys, do the research. This is the reporter who as a Yale grad student