Is That An Inflated Grade In Your Pants? (UPDATE)
Holy mother of John Harvard are we gorgeous.
Ivy Leaguers are known for their fine-ass brains, but damn if we don't have some spankin' hot crania (not to mention wicked bods) to encase them.
With your help, we searched to the ends of our small, Ivy-strewn universe to find the most exquisite professorial specimens in the Group of Eight. We then narrowed down the nominations to the truly stunning. These men and women, whose oratorical flourishes are matched only by their sex-me-now stares, are the hottest thing to happen to the League since co-ed dorms.
So peruse the menu below, choose the objects of your desire, and check back soon to see what real college rankings look like.
Who's the hottest? [SEE UPDATE BELOW]
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UPDATE 5:09 p.m.: We have received disturbing news that Faculty Stud finalist Robin Kelley is no longer a professor at Columbia, having fled for USC in May, presumably to repair the university's hottie quotient after the departure of Matt Leinart. Kelley is immediately disqualified from the contest; should the final tally be close, we'll redistribute his votes in some insane way. IvyGate regrets the error.
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September 28th, 2006 at 8:52 am
Go Tigers!
September 28th, 2006 at 9:34 am
I’m all for rah-rah go-Green and all that, but that come-hither gaze, compells me to vote for Professor Wolff
September 28th, 2006 at 11:30 am
Spence is both James-Bond dashing, and brilliant. The man makes novels out of nonfiction. And he knows his science, which is strange when you see that he studies China.
And why must Wolff’s come-hither breasts bias the results of this poll so far in her favour? I’m sure the other women profs have boobs too, below the crop lines of their portraits.
September 28th, 2006 at 11:34 am
But wait! Robin Kelly has decamped to USC! He’s no longer a hot Ivy professor.
September 28th, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Hmm… can someone explain the Adam Cannon thing? I’m sure he’s one of those guys who look better in real life but the photo does not flatter him…
Prof. Poucel is very yummy and a decided flirt. Straight, sadly.
September 28th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Look, approximately 80% (conservative estimate, probably higher) of people (guys & girls) who take Cannon’s class have a crush on him by the end. He looks like the picture, but a picture just can’t capture the true essence of AC. He is… amazing.
September 28th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Who are you 20 people voting for the ladies, but not the guys?
September 28th, 2006 at 3:26 pm
take robin kelley off the list. hot, yes, ivy professor, no.
September 28th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
How about adding “bios” so that people can make an informed choice?
September 28th, 2006 at 4:01 pm
Anon, your last comment is retarded.
September 28th, 2006 at 7:34 pm
Hey dude, relax.
Just saying that if there are good juicy stories in the nomination (see previous posts in this blog)it would be cool to have them… Of course, this whole poll is retarded.
September 29th, 2006 at 10:01 am
More like Tamsen FOX!
September 29th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
after this, come facebook for hottest ivy students!
September 29th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
It is a shame that you cannot see Professor Cannon’s toned buttocks in the photograph. His dominance in this contest would be even MORE extreme…..
September 29th, 2006 at 10:29 pm
Spence is quite the silver fox.
October 6th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Well, I told my brother Adam that surely this is a ploy orchestrated by his students to ensure that he has a date or two ahead of finals. . . .
October 13th, 2006 at 11:12 pm
No doubt Tamsen competes for male eyes unfairly. The poor showing for the comely Svetlana, for instance, surprises me!