Hello, Cornell Coeds: My Name is David Skorton, and I Am Here to Sex You Down

by Nick Summers | September 13, 2006 at 1:30 pm

And he just don’t stop.

We knew Cornell Super-Prez David Skorton could play mad jazz sax straight Clinton-style. What we didn’t know is he rocks the jazz flute just as hard, in the proud tradition of one Ron Burgundy. (Sorry for the videophone quality.)

This begs the question, could Skorton nail Veronica Corningstone?

(Big ups to Dan Dryden for the footage. Just for the hell of it, we’ve included the original clip from Anchorman after the jump.)

Clearly, Skorton’s number is lacking in the flamethrowing department.

You stay classy, Ithaca. 

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