Faculty Studs & Tenured Temptresses of the Ivy League: LAST CALL FOR NOMINATIONS
With the clock winding down on the nomination period for our professor superhotties contest, we turn to you, the teeming masses, with a desperate plea: Help us find a photo of Prof. Paize Keulemans! We received this sensational nomination last week, but Google Image Search has been as barren as the Hanover social scene:
"I nominate Paize Keulemans, who taught a class in EALAC [East Asian Languages and Cultures] at Columbia last semester and is currently an associate professor at Yale. This Dutchman's chiseled features and stimulating range of vocabulary motivated me to go to class. Basically, every girl in the class wanted to jump his bones. I also have a story about a friend who tried to seduce him in an elevator ...
"Girl A and B (who are friends) leave his class and get into an elevator. girl A lets B take an elevator by herself and upon getting into another one with Prof. Keulemans, he asks her something like 'what's wrong with your friend that she has to take the elevator by herself?' Girl A then tells him that she would like to sleep with him and he chuckles, says nothing. Then he replies, 'You know, I'm married [to another prof at Columbia]' to which Girl A responds, 'I'm in a serious relationship. I don't care.' Awkward silence ensues, he reaches his predestined floor and exits."
Awesome emphasis ours. Help us find this irresistible man! And if you haven't already, get nominatin'. Deadline noon tomorrow.
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September 26th, 2006 at 8:11 am
Why doesn’t someone email him?
September 26th, 2006 at 10:29 am
We did email him, and his department chair too — can’t imagine why they’re not getting back to us.