Celebs on Campus: Lou Dobbs @ Harvard

by Nick Summers | September 11, 2006 at 6:03 pm

Celebs on Campus: Lou Dobbs @ HarvardThis incredible campus celebrity sighting made its way to us today from across the Internets:

“Today, making my way through Harvard Yard, who should I see but Lou Dobbs standing over a pile of fetid and discarded dorm-carpets, apparently being offered for resale to the parents of new freshmen, just arriving.  He looked puffy, greasy, and lumpy all at once.

“Several hours later, making my way back home, I ran upon Lou Dobbs again. By this point he had purchased, and was wearing, a terrible Harvard hat. He was lighting a cigarette as if it might be his last.  Does the man have a child starting school up here, or was he just creeping folks out on assignment?”

Outstanding. We’d like to take this opportunity to encourage all readers to hone their stalking skills by notifying us posthaste of any celebs — and we use the term loosely — appearing on campus. Especially those that look “puffy, greasy, and lumpy all at once.” Grade inflation awarded for cameraphone pics.

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2 Responses to “Celebs on Campus: Lou Dobbs @ Harvard”

  1. baby celeb watcher Says:
    September 11th, 2006 at 5:38 pm

    Lou’s got twin daughters. One – Hillary – is a first-year @ Harvard this year. I’m not sure where the other one – Heather – is enrolled.

  2. Jackson Mith Says:
    September 27th, 2006 at 12:38 pm

    I KNEW Lou Dobbs smoked cigarettes! I was right!