The IvyGate Index: Calibrating Hegemony Since 2006

The IvyGate Index: Calibrating Hegemony Since 2006The price of attending an Ivy League school is not the tuition — it’s the subsequent lifetime you spend encountering your classmates’ bylines.

A brother can’t even glance at a periodical without suffering flashbacks. Open the New York Times and boom, it’s 30 years ago and Nick “One F” Kristof is hitting on your girl at a Crimson party. Grab The New Republic — God, that dweeb Beinart would wake you up every morning at 7 a.m. braying show tunes down the hall in Pierson. Flip through the New Yorker and wow, there was that time you and Phil Gourevitch stayed up after that party in Risley, had a lot of wine, really just talked, and one thing led to another and it’s not like it makes you gay, it was just college, you know? We digress. Ivy bylines — they’re everywhere! And they will haunt every minute of your media-soaked life.

It’s no secret that Ivy Leaguers run the Fourth Estate. It’s a given, a commonly acknowledged conceit … that also happens to be completely, totally wrong. How do we know?

Meet our newest recurring feature: the IvyGate Index®, a highly scientific measure of Ivy influence in various industries. In each installment, our crack statisticians (poached in a clandestine midnight raid on the U.S. News & World Report compound) will pore over reams of data, using patented hegemony formulae to give you the numbers you crave with cutting-edge graphical representation. That’s right, bitches: pie charts.

This week, we point the mighty IvyGate Index® telescope at the top rungs of the media ladder. Verdict: Shockingly little dominance!
The IvyGate Index: Calibrating Hegemony Since 2006 

In conclusion, the media industry’s IGIQ (IvyGate Index Quotient) is 44 percent. After the jump, we’ve included a note on methodology for all you budding freakonomists. Next week: robber barons of the extraction industries.

A Note on Methodology: In the spirit of transparency, we present you with the raw data compiled by our Ivy-pedigreed social economists. The IGI considers the almae matres of the ranking editors of the country’s top 10 daily papers, plus the 15 best magazines, arbitrarily chosen. After much gnashing of teeth, we dedided to count Ivy graduate programs but assign them less weight than undergraduate schools. For example, Mort Zuckerman received an M.B.A. from UPenn and a J.D. from Harvard Law; we counted his influence as one Ivy share — half a share for each graduate degree.

Raw Data




Publication Top Editor School Ivy?
USA Today Ken Paulson Mizzou no!
The Wall Street Journal Paul Steiger Yale yes
The New York Times Bill Keller Pomona no!
Los Angeles Times Dean Baquet Columbia (dropout) yes
The Washington Post Len Downie Ohio State no!
Chicago Tribune Ann Marie Lipinski Michigan no!
New York Daily News Mort Zuckerman Penn, Harvard yes
The Philadelphia Inquirer Amanda Bennett Harvard yes
Denver Post/Rocky Mountain News  Greg Moore Ohio Wesleyan no!
Houston Chronicle Jeff Cohen Texas no!
Glamour Cynthia Leive Swarthmore no!
New Yorker David Remnick Princeton yes
Time Richard Stengel Princeton yes
Newsweek Mark Whitaker Harvard yes
Esquire David Granger UT-Knoxville no!
The New Republic Franklin Foer Columbia yes
Weekly Standard Bill Kristol Harvard yes
The National Review Richard Lowry UVA no!
Atlantic Monthly James Bennet Yale yes
Wired Chris Anderson GW, Berkeley no!
Slate Jacob Weisberg Yale yes
New York Magazine Adam Moss Oberlin no!
Vogue Anna Wintour no college no!
Vanity Fair Graydon Carter no college no!
Sports Illustrated Terry McDonell Berkeley no!

Source: the Internet.

26 Responses to “The IvyGate Index: Calibrating Hegemony Since 2006”

  1. Comments Gawker Says:

    Industry Shocker: Half of the Mostly White Men in Top Media Slots Went to Crappy Schools Like UVA

    Over at IvyGate, a deliberately non-scientific study reveals some stunning news: Top editors at top publications are not all…

  2. Comments IVK Says:

    This time, IvyGate, you’ve gone too far. At best Dean Baquet is worth a fractional share, pro rated according to the number of credits he accrued before his untimely departure, based on a review of his DAR. Have YOU reviewed his DAR???

  3. Comments Public Sector Says:

    So, people from 5 schools make up about half the execs in media, and people from the other 400+ colleges (except the three lame ivys) make up the other half. You’re right, that shows what little weight those Ivys pull.

  4. Comments Anonymous Says:

    Ah yes, the market share graph loved by every single investment banker and consultant alive.

  5. Comments Anonymous Says:

    Public Sector there are eight ivy league schools, not five: Harvard, Cornell, Columbia, Brown, UPENN, Dartmouth,Yale, Princeton.

  6. Comments z. madison Says:

    I just love that Anna and Graydon didn’t even go to college.

  7. Comments Anonymous Says:

    forbes: bill baldwin, harvard

  8. Comments Public Sector Says:

    Dear Anonymous:

    You may want to read my entire statement, in which I mention the “three lame Ivies” (Brown, Dartmouth, Cornell) which feature no media execs — look at his graph, where the 44% are all made up of grads of five of the eight schools.

    You probably went to Cornell or something.

  9. Comments Carl Says:

    Katie Couric - UVa
    Brian Williams - George Washington U
    Charles Gibson - Princeton

  10. Comments Ivy doing great Says:

    Unfortunately, this isn’t surprising. Having worked in media for over 14 years now, I can state that most of the top media slots are occupied by jerks and/or morons. And yes, most of them did NOT attend Ivy League (or prestigious) schools, and the ones that did were usually made fun of by their more-common brethren. Such is media (mediocre).

  11. Comments Joshua S. Rubenstein Says:

    I finally understand why I can never get through an issue of Vanity Fair.

    It’s edited by a maroon.

  12. Comments Ben Says:

    I was just about to say what Public Sector said quite well. In fact, better than I could have said it. Does anyone think this post made sense? Anyone?

  13. Comments Patrick Says:

    Yeah, the very dumb Garance Franke-Ruta thinks it does.

  14. Comments JFR Says:

    If The Weekly Standard and National Review make the list, what about The Nation? Katrina vanden Heuvel — Princeton.

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  16. Comments Boola Boola Says:

    Peter Beinart was in Branford, not Pierson. At least name-check the right residential college. Holla!

  17. Comments cu2007 Says:

    let’s be real… us weekly. janice minn. columbia. talk about JOURNALISM. ;-)

  18. Comments eye vee Says:

    she made the cover of columbia college today. an occasion to weep for alma mater.

  19. Comments Bob Says:

    You did not include some managzines which are actually more pretigious and scholarly than those on your list. The Nation (certainly more important than Glamour) is edited by David Corn (Brown 1981).

  20. Comments Bob Says:

    Perhaps a better measure of how important or influential Ivy grads are in the publishing, media, literature world would be to determine the amount of Pulitzer and similar prizes have been awarded to Ivy grads over the past five to ten years.

    Also, Brian Williams never graduated from college, so I do not why he is listed as having attended GWU.

  21. Comments Bob Says:

    It is unfortunate that this blog (like many similar college/education blogs) get so focused on the ranking order within the Ivies– and the inevitable negative comments about one school or another. I note for the record that Dartmouth grad Paul Gigot is the very influential editor of the very influential Wall Street Journal, and Mort Kondracke is or has been editor of several important policial journals. I also note that Peter Kovacs (editor of the main New Orleans newspaper) and two of his fellow reporters all were awarded Pulitzer Prizes for their coverage of Katrina last year. But since they all went to that “lame Ivy” (Brown), they are not worthy of mention. Incentially, over the past five years Brown has produced more Pultizer prize winning writers, playwrights and reporters than probably any other Ivy. Too bad it is so lame. I guess Brown or Dartmouth grads cannot get the wonderful opportunities to work at such rags as New York Daily News or Glamour. I would be ashamed to have an Ivy degree and work for either of those publications.

  22. Comments IvyGate Says:

    Bob: You have a gift for satire. You need to be writing for us.

  23. Comments kentuckyfriedeagle Says:

    So, people from 5 schools make up about half the execs in media, and people from the other 400+ colleges (except the three lame ivys) make up the other half. You’re right, that shows what little weight those Ivys pull.

    Posted by: Public Sector | August 29, 2006 09:49 AM

  24. Comments smarty Says:

    I think Ivy Gate has proven its anti-thesis. What percentage of college graduates went to Ivy League schools? Fewer than one percent. Okay, now you’re saying that forty percent of the management of major newspapers went to Ivy League schools? It seems to me Ivies are massively overrepresented by more than 4000 percent.

  25. Comments YGradstudent Says:

    So you make a passing reference in your introduction to Paris Review editor Philip Gourevitch (Cornell 1986) but then go on to exclude him from your analysis? That’s rather lame.

    [Did he indeed live in Risley? How appropriate...]

  26. Comments col student Says:

    NYTimes has to be Columbia. Sulzberger went to Columbia, as did many editors…