Pigs Take Wing, Satan Gets Cold, Yalie Pursues Modeling

by Chris Beam | August 2, 2006 at 9:10 pm

Pigs Take Wing, Satan Gets Cold, Yalie Pursues Modeling

It's easy to complain about the lack of hotness in the Ivies (shit, we did), especially when the morning-after Facebook check reveals last night's Heidi Klum to be a long-haired Ernest Borgnine.  

Attractive Ivy Leaguers are so rare, in fact, that when a photogenic student graduates, she gets a book deal. (Revisit: You Yale kids and your flippin' book deals!) Confirmed cutie Robin Hazelwood's novel, Model Student: A Tale of Co-eds and Cover Girls, sounds kind of like God and Man at Yale-meets-"Project Runway":

She recalls cramming for a final during a shoot in the Caribbean precisely where Emily Woods in Hazelwood's roman a clef is found reading Milton on the beach by her feisty, gum-snapping hairdresser. (The coiffeuse's reaction after flipping through Paradise Lost: "Good lord, you're a genius!")

Percentage of buyers who threw away this book and saved the jacket "for later:" 77.

p.s. -- How do these kids do all the coolest shit while "cramming for finals?"

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