Fool, You Can’t Get Into Berkeley Tonight

by Nick Summers | August 28, 2006 at 7:17 pm

The blogger's playbook, we admit, is pretty much one sentence long: Rip on shit. But every so often we come across something so glorious as to be, like dorm-issue toilet paper so cheap it doesn't even have perforations, unrippable. We give you ... "BK2Night." One-eighth of you may have already heard the seminal rap anthem about Yale's Berkeley dining hall. For the rest, here's a catch-up: When Alice Waters's daughter Fanny came to New Haven, the famous chef spearheaded the Yale Sustainable Food Project -- introducing locally grown ingredients and training the college's kitchen staff to create the kind of dishes ordinarily found in three-star restaurants. Forget shell steak and dry chicken; we're talking primo organic shit here, man. The Wall Street Journal quickly called Berkeley the best dining hall in the country. But of course: apres Waters, le deluge. The dining hall was so popular the ID-swiper guys citizens were forced to crack down and allow only true members of the college in. Seething, stomach-rumbling frustration ensued. And then the magic happened. Via MCs Furyus (Peter Furia '05), Fitzgeezus (Matthew Fitzgerald '04), and NuSonRize (Leveille McClain '06), here is "BK2Night":
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5 Responses to “Fool, You Can’t Get Into Berkeley Tonight”

  1. Sojourner Truth Says:
    August 28th, 2006 at 7:44 pm

    The BK dining hall “swiper-guys” are all female… Ain’t Annette a woman?!

  2. truth squared Says:
    August 29th, 2006 at 7:38 pm

    God damn it, this is making me hungry.

  3. fitzgeezus Says:
    October 12th, 2006 at 4:10 pm

    Don’t drag Lev into this. Furia and I take full responsibility.

  4. J-Co Says:
    October 12th, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    Annette let me eat once cuz I was wearing a Bob Marley t-shirt … Annette ain’t paid to be your friend, but she sure loves reggae …

  5. NuSonRize Says:
    October 12th, 2006 at 9:41 pm

    my boys did this when i wasn’t even around. i take no responsibility for their hotness