BREAKING: Ned Lamont’s Daughter Sits Near Alcoholic Beverage!

BREAKING: Ned Lamont's Daughter Sits Near Alcoholic Beverage!

Yep, we saw this one coming. It was only a matter of time before Emily Lamont, Harvard '09, fulfilled her filial obligation to embarrass her father Ned's senatorial candidacy. This adorable shot shows Emily moments away from a can of Coors Light and a beer funnel. Now, it's not 100 percent clear if that Coors is meant for her or that sweet dude in baby blue Lacoste. But we're pretty sure the laws of physics say the person closer to the floor takes the rip.

See, Ned? This is what happens when you get the netroots involved! Lieberman, you owe us bigtime. Team Lamont, send angy e-mail here.

UPDATE 10:04 a.m.: The gentleman appears to be Michael Libert, Harvard '09. 

13 Responses to “BREAKING: Ned Lamont’s Daughter Sits Near Alcoholic Beverage!”

  1. Wonkette Says:

    Daughter of Wealthy Businessman Enjoys Alcohol At College

    At left, Emily Lamont, 19-year-old daughter of Connecticut Senate candidate Ned Lamont, is snuck up on by a nefarious beer funnel-wielding fellow Harvard student. Ms. Lamont surely refused to partake in the illicit goings-on that followed. We are neit…

  2. Gilded Says:

    The mouth of that beer bong appears to be a magical golden hue…

  3. Senator Macaca Says:

    I’m shocked! she’s in the same room as alcohol! this surely proves that Lamant wants us to pull out of Iraq in 5 minutes and let the terrorists follow the troops here. Oceans no longer protect us. all aboard the islamo-fascist express to red’mericka via the elite liberal northeast corridor. first stop, caimbridge mass.

    i hope you d-bags are trying for satire here.

  4. Skip St. Croix Says:

    That’s not even a Coors Light, but rather the lowly Busch Light. For shame.

  5. MOR Says:

    ummm, are you guys absurd or what? She’s not doing anything in this photo. Yeah, ditto I hope this is satire, otherwise you need to get a reality check.

  6. the original pizza Says:

    Breaking: Lamont’s daughter sits near alcoholic beverage. Of course its satire you morons.

  7. Crimson Creature Says:

    Breaking: Lamont’s daughter is also a total slut.

  8. IvyGate Says:

    Hey now. HEY now. Don’t be an asshole. We hear she’s nothing of the sort.

  9. brown out Says:

    hmm, how did someone named lamont get in to harvard?

  10. EatTheRich Says:

    If Bush’s daughters are anything to go bye, it looking like Lamont ‘08.

  11. Death Warrant Says:

    “go bye”

    Wishful thinking.

  12. Wangburger Says:

    Is that male pattern baldness I see on her head?

  13. Josh Says:

    I’d totally tap Ned Lamont’s daughter.

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