Yep, Plenty To Do In That Hanover

by Nick Summers | July 26, 2006 at 8:41 pm

God damn it, now this is what the student dailies ought to be publishing all the time. In what can only be described as a prizeworthy feat of journalism, Dartmouth reporters Dan Duray and Phil Salinger have compiled the best of the year's police blotter. It includes such gems as:

May 21, Massachusetts Row, 1:08 a.m.
Police responded to a reported fight at Thayer Dining Hall. Upon investigation, the police discovered that two male students had been wrestling over a grilled cheese sandwich. Neither party was intoxicated or arrested.

Guess you have to make your own fun up in 03755.

Police Blotter: Best of 2005-06 [The Dart]

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One Response to “Yep, Plenty To Do In That Hanover”

  1. BMar Says:
    August 29th, 2006 at 10:09 am

    Still, nothing will likely top the famed summer 04 story of the compulsive porn viewer at the public library terminal…